April 2010 archive

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A professor at the Mississippi State Univ. was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, ‘Do you know what your asshole …

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Why I Love New Yorkers….

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Tarzan Sex

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.”Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it …

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In Memory of Paul Maidman

RIP Paul Paul in Space Related Posts Faith Under Fire: The Day the Pope Was Shot The End of an Era: Pope John Paul II’s Lasting Legacy Apollo 13: The Successful Failure That Inspired the World