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Wife is Running Late Because She’s at the Mall

Beer May Not Solve Problems

Wife Left at Barbeque

Independence Day 2021

This year in honor of the 4th of July I am sharing a photo I took in Washington D.C. at the WWII memorial of Old Glory. In this photo you can see the United States flag, the Washington Monument circled by flags, the Capitol Building, and the WWII Memorial.

Confucius on Woman Fishing With 5 Men

100 Years of the Chinese Communist Party

China is celebrating 100 years of the Chinese Communist Party from 1921-2021. These are a couple of the signs.

Nothing Wrong With a Good Girl Having a Naughty Side

No One Asks How the Hoes Doing

Friend Zone Fleshlight

The Real Reason Evolution Started

Heavy Machinery Interview

In Idaho Bullets Are Sold by the Pound

Little Johnny on Call Girl, Girlfriend, and Wife

Hooters Girl Before Grabbing Your Food

My initial thought is get your finger out of those granny panties.

Semen is Visible Under a Blacklight

Winning at Life Toilet

Pawn Stars When a Woman Tells You Her Problems

Star Wars Guitar Solo

When You Want to Get in Shape for Summer, but Life is Hard

Car Accident Texts With Dad

Girlfriend Asks About Prostitute

Perfect License Plate

Walking Away After Blowing it up

Tom Brady Dressed to Kill

You Look Depressed

Oakland California is Awesome

Snow White Asks Pinocchio to Lie

Dr. Suess on Joe Biden

Nine Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This means your facts may be right but you are still wrong. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if …

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Girls Like Dad Bods

Angry Review of Zoo for Elephant Erection