Dave

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Letter Rip

Grandma Telephone

How Fairy Tales Begin…

Circus Clowns

Bucket List

Christmas Story Wise Men

Funny Sign Slogan

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: ” Blind man driving.” Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office …

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Did You Know?

When Dad Takes Care of the Baby

Photo Inside Google’s Data Center Mechanical Room

Inside one of Google’s data center Mechanical Systems.

Last Ride on My Harley

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?” As …

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Two of the Greatest Qualities in Life

Bavarian Town Built in 14 Million Year Old Meteor Impact Crater.

Bavarian town of Noerdlinger built in a 14 million year old meteor impact crater.

Once Upon a Time

Northern Lights From Space

UPS is Hiring

Never Hike Alone

Close Up Photo of Octopus Eggs

Am I a Bad Mom?

Inside a FedEx Boeing 757

Weakest Part of a Car

Walking Past a Creepy Cemetery

Happy Halloween 2019

Happy Halloween 2019!

Photo of Planet Mercury

Relatives of Yours?

Airport Health Tip

Adultery is a Sin

Millennial Anti-Theft Device

A Teaching Moment

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,”Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered so the teacher was about to pick on a random student. Little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to …

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Foreign Border Patrol

Greta Thunberg Oompa Loompa Meme