If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men’ s Room Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
It’s hard to make a comeback When you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women’s restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books
New York, New York
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men’s restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix , AZ
You’re too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
Women’s restroom Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, TX