Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I cain”t unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger ”n me. We”re the same age, we wuz the same size as kids. I just don”t get it.”
“Well,” said the big ”gator, “what ya been eatin” boy?”
“Politicians, same”s you,” replied the small gator.
“Hmm. Well, where ya catch ”em?”
“Down ”tother side the swamp near the parkin” lot, by the capitol.”
“Same here. Hmm. How ya catch ”em?”
“Well, I crawls up under one ”em Lexus and wait fer ”em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab ”em on the leg, shake the shit out”em, and eat”em!”
“Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see yer problem. You ain”t gettin” any real nourshment. See, by time you done shakin” the shit outta politician, there ain”t nothin” left but an asshole and a briefcase!