Starting a Reverse Onlyfans Account

When Father Doesn’t Make Time for Son

Mr. Cool Banana Spray Candy


I was in a rural country store in New Zealand and came across this candy. It is Mr. Cool Banana Spray Candy that is in the shape of a banana and it squirts into your mouth. Of course the banana certainly has a satisfied look on its face with some kind of weird 70’s porn mustache. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Thank You for Teaching me the Word “Plethora”

When It’s Career Day and Dad Starts Pulling Copper out of the Classroom

When Your Platoon Leader Watched You Get Drunk and You Still Make Formation

Take Hat off Mario and he looks like Ron Jeremy

Farmer Ernie Gives Meal and Good Time Advice

Your Triggers Are Your Responsibility

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Photo of Carrot Clinging to its Mother Before Vegan Eats it

Vegan Porn is Wild

How Garbage Truck Has Changed

Military Service Venn Diagram

Home Improvement by an Engineer

If My Jokes Offend You

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Aliens Versus Predators

Madagascar’s Different Emotions

Minnesota Archaeological Dig

China ATM Warns Don’t Transfer Money to Strangers


I don’t know who this warning is actually for, but apparently someone in China needs to be told not to transfer money to strangers and they put a nice sign on the ATM to remind them.

Nowhere in the Constitution Does it Say You Must Do This

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Mousetrap Patent from 1882

Kite Festival at Otaki Beach, New Zealand


I recently had the pleasure of attending the Otaki Kite Festival in New Zealand. It was an amazing experience that I will never forget. The festival was held in a large open field, and the sky was filled with colorful kites of all shapes and sizes. It was truly a sight to behold.

The atmosphere of the festival was incredibly festive. Everyone was in a great mood and the energy was contagious. There were food vendors, music, and plenty of laughter. It was a great way to spend the day with friends and family.

The Otaki Kite Festival was an unforgettable experience. I was able to witness some of the most beautiful kites in the world, and I was able to take part in some of the activities. It was a great way to spend the day and I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and unique experience.

It’s Like Dating Multiple Girls at the Same Time

A Creep Told Me He Loved My Long Hair, So I Cut it

Timelapse Video Landing in Auckland, New Zealand

When You Are Upset, but Still Accept Apology

Luv U A Hole Lot

When She Wants You to Share

Andy’s Mom’s New Valentine’s Day Toy

Communication is Key on Valentine’s Day