While walking around a Japanese store I came across these characters. Japanese seem to love their women with big breasts, dressed scantily, or dresses as a school girl while they want the men to look cool and carry samurai swords.
Japanese Characters
Plush Japanese Animal Pillow
While at a Japanese store I found these plush animal pillows that were soft as can be, however after spinning the pillow around I noticed the pillow had a butthole stitched right on there. I’m not exactly sure why that is necessary, but it made me laugh so I snapped a photo.
Revenge Parking
How many times has somebody parked in an inconsiderate manner where you wanted to send them a clear message. Here are the results of other people who feel the same way.
Asian Chefs Chopping Food
When you can chop food like these people do, then you can really call yourself a chef. The music to the video is pretty funny too.
Nevada Solar Engergy
If you ever happen to drive between Los Angeles, California and Las Vegas, Nevada along Highway 15 you may happen to notice what looks like acres of shiny mirrors that point to solar collectors. It is nice to see this land put to use to create energy. There isn’t much else to look at in this dry desert area.
California Panhandling Solution
California certainly has its fair share of panhandlers. In east county of San Diego there are actually signs that say not to support panhandlers and to go online to help instead. The webpage to support is ECHTF.org
Funny Marketing Signs
Sign in a shoe repair store: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.”
A sign on a blinds and curtain truck: “Blind man driving.”
Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blow out.”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the electric company: “We would be delighted if you would pay your bill. You will be delighted if you don’t.”
In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait…”
At a propane filling station: “Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago radiator shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
Sign on the back of another septic tank truck: “Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.”
The “F” Word
Quite frankly; the little four letter “F” word can be the only word in the English language that accurately describes some situations…
The word is ‘fear’ of course!
Divorce Hearing in Italy
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: “Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”
Don’t laugh…he won.
Funny Newspaper Headlines
You might want to hold off on throwing out those old newspapers. Some of them might have some funny headlines.