New Store


Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop…

As yet, the shop wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.  One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”


No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you selling here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ass-holes.”

Without skipping a beat, the dear old woman said, “Must be doing well…Only two left!.”

Ordinances Found Out on Mission


Here are some items you don’t want to find out on a night mission.

Saddam Hussein Palace


Here is one of Saddam Hussein’s palaces in Iraq after the U.S. military came in and crashed his party.

Democrat Training Camp


Video of a Democrat Training Camp. Take a look at some of these trainees. They certainly fit the bill for to be democrats.

Kadena Air Base Telephone Switch


Here are some of the local national guys who work as part of the telephone switch at Kadena air base in Okinawa. You can see the main distribution frame on the left.

Thailand Street Vendors


In Thailand street vendors will sell you anything. Here one has a nice bucket of eels to sell. Yummy!

Little Johnny Famous Quotes

A teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
“That’s right, Susie, you can go home.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
“That’s right, Mary, you can go.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
“That’s right, Nancy, you may also leave.”
The teacher turns her back. Johnny yells in frustration, “I wish those dumb bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around and she is livid and yells: “WHO SAID THAT?!”
Johnny replies: “Harvey Weinstein. I’ll see you tomorrow?”

Meanwhile in Minnesota…

It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this;
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : “Yeah, if it’s up your a***”
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!

Humorous Taxi Driver Conversations

Temple Art in Thailand


Here is some art that was in a Thai temple. I really like the depiction of the characters.

Thailand Buddha


Here are some different photos of Buddha statues in Thailand. What is real interesting is the differences between the buddha in Japan and the Buddha in Thailand.

Bellows Air Force Station


Bellows Air Force Station is one of my favorite beaches on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. If you want to go body boarding or just spend the day at the beach, this is a nice perfect sandy beach to do so.

Destroyed Bayji Bridges in Iraq


Arial view from an attack helicopter of the destroyed Bayji bridges in Iraq.

Bazaar in Iraq


Here are some photos of a bazaar in Iraq. It shows some of the stuff that was being bartered.

Arial View of Baghdad, Iraq


Here are a couple arial view photos of Baghdad and one of a palace in Iraq.

Sights Around Enoshima


I had a very pleasant time walking around Enoshima and taking all the sights, views, and food that there was. The small island gives you some really nice panoramic views, as well as, having the opportunity to take in the local Japanese culture.

Clash Royale Victory Over Donald Trump


Look who I just beat in Clash Royale. Looks like Donald Trump needs to practice a bit more to get up to my level.

Water Dragon


Walking around at Enoshima, Japan I came across this dragon water spout. I’ve never seen anything like this before and thought it was pretty darn cool.

Arachnophobia in Japan


While walking around Kamakura I saw these spiders and thought they looked pretty cool. I hope if you’re going to visit Japan you don’t have arachnophobia, otherwise that could be problematic.

Kamakura Station Manhole Cover


Japan isn’t just a country with millions upon millions of people. There is a lot of art and beauty everywhere you look. It is cool to see the smallest details of art such as this manhole cover near the Kamakura Station.

Shrine in Japan


Some of the great beauties in Japan are the shrines and temples. Here is a shrine seen at Enoshima, Japan. I like the way you go through the doorway up the path to the shrine or temple. This is kind of gives the effect of walking on the path to enlightenment.

Equipment Graveyard in Afghanistan


Can you guess what kind of equipment this is?

Nancy Pelosi at the State of the Union Address


What was it that was stuck in Nancy Pelosi’s teeth during the State of the Union address? Was it a piece of chicken? Maybe a piece of spinach? Maybe she’s practicing tying a cheery stem with her tongue? Perhaps a piece of popcorn? Whatever it was she spent a great deal of time during the 1 hour and 20 minute speech messing with whatever was in her mouth. She must have been in a weakened state because of the experience. She spent so much energy messing with whatever was in her mouth that she had no energy left to applaud for any of the remarks that Donald J. Trump made during his speech. She was in such a weakened state that she couldn’t even scrounge up enough energy to rise to her feet. I certainly hope she has sought out professional help with whatever it was in her mouth because every time the camera pointed at her and she was making faces, it was about the equivalent as watching a dog lick it’s ass.

National Space Development Agency of Japan Communications and Broadcasting Engineering Test Satellite

Click here to download the full NASDA Communications and Broadcasting Engineering Test Satellite text

This is a pamphlet I picked up at the National Space Development Agency of Japan (NASDA) museum when I was in Okinawa, Japan. This pamphlet is about the Communications and Broadcasting Engineering Test Satellite (COMET) satellite.

National Space Development Agency of Japan H-IIA Launch Vehicle

Click here to download PDF file of the NASDA H-IIA Launch Vehicle

So this is actually really cool. Around 1999 or 2000 I was in Okinawa, Japan and between Okinawa City and Nago there is a National Space Development Agency of Japan site that has some huge antenna dishes. I stopped to check them out and there is a small museum that has some information pamphlets like this one. The site tracks 13 weather satellites that are in orbit. I picked up this pamphlet and kept it all these years, but I didn’t realize I had it until I was cleaning out a box in the garage and I found the pamphlet still in great condition after all this time. The last I heard this agency is no longer called NASDA and now they have changed their name to Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), but the experience was very cool and it is awesome that I found this information after 19 years.

Incontinent Hotline

Glory Years From Healthy Living

Spend Quality Time Together

Increased Social Security Benefits for Vets

Difference Between Armies

Cherish Being a Senior Airman