I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,What day is tomorrow?”
Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!” .
She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Barack Obama, George W. Bush or Bill Clinton, etc. She replied, “Presidents Day is when the
President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bull shit.”
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.