Tag: Social Security
Why Did Bernie Madoff Go To Prison?
Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him. Trouble was, he didn’t invest their money. As time rolled on he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old investors and not enough money …
Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would …
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. ‘So, how’s your sex life?’ ‘Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.’ ‘Social Security sex?’ ‘Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!’