The madam opened the red light district brothel door in youngstown ohio and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
“May I help you sir?” she asked..
“I want to see sandy,” the man replied..
“Sir, sandy is one of our most expensive ladies of the nite. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam.
“No, I must see sandy,” he replied.
Just then, sandy appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to sandy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left..
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see sandy. sandy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive.. There were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to sandy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid sandy and they went upstairs.
After their session, sandy said to the man, “No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?”
The man replied, ” Cleveland Ohio .”
“Really”, she said. “I have family in Cleveland .”
“I know.” the man said. “Your sister died, and I’m the lawyer for her will. I was instructed to deliver your $15,000 inheritance in person.”
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer